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DEFTNITION

Dislocomotion
The state of being unable to move either forwards or backwards owing to a glitsch in motor function brought about by unforeseen accident or excessive alcohol intake.

 


 




 
HEADLINES



SABC or not to be?

After Polokwane it looked all over bar the shouting.And there was no shortage of shouting what with all the Umshini Wami and machine gun chatter. The old guy was out and the new guy was in and that was supposed to be that…..but things are not always what they seem..and apparently the old guy has a few cards he still wants to put out in the table before he throws in his hand. He still calls the shots at the SABC, for example. Old Jake can’t simply use the facility to tip any scales in his favour just yet….particularly not the scales of justice…even if his mate Vilakazi had a hamfisted attempt to quash all legal process against him so conveniently. Not everyone believes all that hogwash about civil war if he is brought to trial…most people think that..yes, there would likely be some unrest but his popularity is being seriously overrated if anyone believes the country would go down the tubes if he went to jail........[full story]


 
SPORT
Rain On Our Parade.
   
WORLD
Comedians Threaten Action Over Impending Victory Of Obama
   
ENTERTAINMENT
Broken Promises
 
 
SHORTS
 

Acne antidote

   

Ragout of Rat

   

Buttcliffe be damned

   

A condom lubricant mainly used by sex workers and gay men has found favour with Cambodian women as a cure for acne. It is marketed under the brand name Number One Plus and the ladies feel that though it is designed to work down under, it is pretty effective on the face of things too.

Still in Cambodia, rat meat has become the affordable protein dish of the poor. One quarter the price of beef, it has become virtually the only non-vegetarian option available to them. Good news however is that they save a fortune on pest control.

The Victoria Lounge Restaurant in Victoria Street, Durban has been around for some 63 years and it won’t be changing it’s name to the Bertha Mkhize Shebeen any time soon. Funny thing about self-important City Managers is that people will call places and streets by their old names long after these pompous twits have been forgotten.

 
APOLOGY

In a recent edition of KungNews, it was reported that the Olympic Swimming Team Coach for South Africa was “stupid, violent, corrupt and dysfunctional.” This report was grossly inaccurate and erroneous.  There is no evidence that the man in question is a qualified “coach” – the error is regretted.The Editor

 

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