Bozone-that layer of idiotic oblivion surrounding those palookas who wouldn’t recognise a good idea if it punched them in the eye!
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Quiet Catastrophe
In any right thinking country there would be appropriate measures in place to counter blatant abuse of power. Certainly allowances ought to be made in cases where there is new and inexperienced democracy but lack of any controls is suicidal. Take our country right now. Crime is right out of control. Our roads are killing fields replete with drivers who have bought their licences or come by them dubiously.…..[full story]
13 years after he miraculously got away with murder OJ got his comeuppance when he was sentenced to 33 years in the slammer for kidnapping and robbery. He has always had a shocking temper and now he will have until his early nineties to learn to control it. Anger management sessions should help.
A Johannesburg man who was in Durban to visit his mother was hijacked by the nicest three men you can imagine They really didn’t mean the gun and all they took was the car and enough money for pizza. Really pleasant kids when all is said and done. Much nicer than those uncouth thieves in Joburg who talk dirty while they do you!
A Belgrade cop nearly shat himself when the corpse he was photographing sat up and spoke. He dropped the camera in fright as the emaciated male resembled a ghost which had not eaten in a year. The man’s respiratory condition added to his voice’s raspy ghostliness but there is some good news. Belgrade’s mayor has said that the City will pick up the tab for the cop’s underpants to be thoroughly dry-cleaned.
APOLOGY
In a previous edition of the paper, it was reported that former Minister Of Energy and Minerals, Alec Erwin, was a “misinformed git.” This report was erroneous. Further investigation has revealed that Mr Erwin was kept informed at all times, and managed to retain his “git” status despite a regular and steady flow of information. The error is regretted.
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