This week, our anus of shame must adorn the head of a man grabbing altogether too many headlines and without reason. You said some dumb things, you were called to account and ultimately, you just play a game. When all is said and done on this planet, you will be a whisper in the sullied annals of time – nothing but a memory of flatulence, so why not shut your hole and stop making loud noises that box above your weight, Luke Watson.