Sarchasm-The wide gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
HEADLINES
Air Mile Scam We have always maintained that a failed beer salesman would never make a good chief executive officer of a national airline but relatives of the man don’t make receptive listeners. Somehow or another these incompetents manage to slither under the wire to take their chair and wreak their havoc on an enterprise that in almost any other hands would turn a handsome profit.......[full story]
Two enterprising, would-be bush surgeons have been lumbered for running an illegal ‘initiation’ school in the Eastern Cape. Police were just in time to prevent four hapless young studs from getting the chop. Arresting officers described their success as ‘ just the tip of the iceberg’.
In affirmation of our belief that heavy metal is bad for one’s health a muso receiving an award for some audio with which he had insulted the eardrums of unsuspecting bystanders was stabbed by one of the offended. The stabbee is expected to live but the stabber is fighting for his life after the hi-decibel onslaught.
Chuck is concerned that, should he ever become king in his own lifetime, existing protocol will prevent him from sharing his very valuable life experience and knowledge with the nation. This vast storehouse of information has amassed over a lifetime on the periphery as it were and he feels that it will give him the feeling that he was being sidelined all over again. Not much point in wearing the crown, is there?
APOLOGY
In a previous edition of KungNews, a story appeared, entitled – “Lesbian Heard Laughing.” This headline was inaccurate and may have led to erroneous conclusions by readers. The lesbian was seen to smile, but at no point heard to laugh. The error is regretted.
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